Hmmm.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/22/2016 at 13:02 • Filed to: None

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A random big black truck with U.S. Government plates. I wonder if this could have anything to do with the Presidential visit?

Editor’s note: this post was ghostwritten. Shortly after this photo was taken a team of men swarmed out of the truck and shot EssExTee dead.

Steve in Manhattan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 13:06

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If you see something that looks like Satan's ice cream truck, it's the presidential ambulance.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 13:07

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It’s the new world order taking over.

interstate366, now In The Industry > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 13:08

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Maybe they found an illegally imported vehicle and that's what they use to take it to the crusher. /s

yamahog > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 13:18

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DECEPTICONS

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 13:19

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RIP EssExTee

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > yamahog 08/22/2016 at 13:20

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I’m going with this one.

Milky > Steve in Manhattan 08/22/2016 at 13:21

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Googled it. They gave it ebay-bro headlights? Come on ...

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 13:21

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The secret service has a uniform division that sets up anything for the situation, I was guarding Cheney (I know...) in Iraq and they set up bulletproof hall panels for one area, they will set up checks like an airport if there will be a speech or something too. The suits don’t do that stuff.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 13:26

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We all know what’s in there:

Steve in Manhattan > Milky 08/22/2016 at 13:28

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Used to work at a building next to the Waldorf Astoria, so I saw W’s and Obama’s motorcade’s all the time - that’s where the president almost always stays. It’s pretty intense, and NYPD and someone state law enforcement backs 'em up.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 08/22/2016 at 13:30

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This has been sitting at the park & ride lot for the last week. I don’t think it’s even moved.

facw > yamahog 08/22/2016 at 13:34

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duurtlang > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/22/2016 at 13:39

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A vacuum cleaner stuffed with chest hair?

yamahog > facw 08/22/2016 at 13:43

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Menasor, eh? Sounds like the patron transformer of period cramps

Rainbow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 14:21

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There’s a wooden crate in the back under a single, flickering light bulb. When they slowly roll the back door up, Obama will punch his way out of the crate in a tattered suit.

Presidents can do that, right?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rainbow 08/22/2016 at 14:22

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This truck is where they keep the waterboarding equipment.

Rainbow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 14:24

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Also it’s where they keep zombie Nixon.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rainbow 08/22/2016 at 14:27

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He'd have to have that in order to be a zombie.

EL_ULY > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 15:31

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wtf? That’s odd

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > EL_ULY 08/22/2016 at 15:33

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The president has been here on vacation for the last week. This is totally related.

EL_ULY > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 15:51

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Presidential taco truck!

Liam Farrell > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 15:58

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When Biden, Kerry or Clinton come on island we get none of that. Only a few armored suburbans.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Liam Farrell 08/22/2016 at 16:03

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They aren’t sitting presidents

Liam Farrell > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/22/2016 at 19:43

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Yes, but they are still #2, and #3. They pretty much walk around with only two SS agents.